Things that Bother Me...Drunk Girls in Heels

Look don't get me wrong, a girl in heels on a thursady, friday or saturday night really catches my eye, but sometimes its more like watching a train wreck. Whenever you go out and girls are involved its always a process. First they take forever to get ready and when they finally do, the life changing decision of which heels to wear comes up. Considering I am not the tallest guy, I typically go for girls who are shorter than me, but when they wear heels I look even smaller. Some girls wear the biggest heels, thinking they look hot and sexy...nahhh you just look a gust of wind could knock you over. Every night starts off the same, they start taking shots, then they all realize they are wearing their friends heels. How can they all be the same size? You don't see me wearing my bros shoes because they "match" my outfit. When the dust settles over the heel debate and the group finally leaves to go find a party, the train wreck begins. Not only can they barely walk from the few shots they took, but the heels get stuck in the side walk and make a simple walk an epic struggle. Then the girls ask for the guys to help them down the street, which looks good for us, but is such a pain in the ass. But what gets me every time is the fact at the end of the night they walk back barefoot because their feet hurt....i will just never understand this