Things the Bother Me...Nicki Minaj

Don't get me wrong Nicki Minaj has some level of talent, if she didn't she would be just another underground rapper. The only reason Nicki Minaj is at where she is today is not for her music, but her sex appeal. Her ass is out of this world and for that rappers put her in their songs, seriously though. Her actual sucks are absolute trash, some of her lyrics make zero to no sense. Here are some of her worst rhymes: In the song Finale by Young Money she says "Like Lamar Odom, I ball, scrotum." The most ridiculous song written by her is did it on em. The only thing going for her in that song is the beat, otherwise the song absolutely sucks. "Man I just shitted on em, pa pa pissed on em." First off why the fuck would anyone do that, or even put that in a song. Regardless of what she says or does, Nicki Minaj has more hits and money than I do so I ave no room to talk, but still not every word in your song has to rhyme and be more original, just saying.

Things that Bother Me...The 2011 Philadelphia Eagles

Don't get me wrong I have been an Eagles fan my entire life. I have been through the hardships of having Bobby Hoying as a quarterback in the late 90's, going to the NFC championship a bunch of times winning only once under the direction of D-Mac. This year however is an absolute disgrace. Everyone predicted the Eagles to be some kind of "dream team," but this dream is only a nightmare. First off when your backup quarterback aka Vince Young, who might I add hasn't taken a snap in the regular season dubbed this team the "dream team," you know you have problems. The Eagles signed everyone and their brother this off season, yet they can't find a way to function with them. Babbin, has been an absolute animal and has proven to be a huge pick up, but what pisses me off to no end is Nnamdi Asomugha. Not going to lie, before the Eagles signed him I had no idea who he was, apparently he was the next best thing to Revis, but from what I can see, I can play corner back better than him. In Asomugha's defense, the Eagles have really screwed him up. Their defense since Johnson's passing has not been up to par, but that doesn't mean it should be this bad. Asomugha, played a man to man coverage while with Oakland, and had a shit load of interceptions, so the question is why don't the Eagles play man to man coverage to maximize the talent they have on the field. The answer is, Andy Reid and his coaching staff are just idiots, who need to realize what they have. The offense has been decent, but they need to hold on to the ball and learn when and when not to run out of bounds. Once Jeff Lourie gets rid of Reid, the Eagles will finally become a threat in the NFl and this supposed "Dream Team," can finally emerge

Things that Bother Me...Girlfriends->Friend->Nothing

For years I wanted a girlfriend, someone I could do stupid shit with like holding hands and buying stuff for. I always had this picture in my head of being the perfect boyfriend. This summer I finally got my shot, I met this girl and fell for her instantly. For about a month we were perfect for each other, watching movies together, walking on the beach, stupid shit like I had said previously. Then all of a sudden it stopped, just like that everything was done. Considering she goes to school miles away from me, a long distance relationship didn't seem to be in the cards even though I was willing to keep one. Conversations became a minimum and then there were weeks of not a single word exchanged, but for what reason? My feelings were still there, but who knows what was going through her head, I may never know. Where do I go from here? I mean first things first I just want to have a conversation and catch up, ya know? Talking I have learned is the key to any situation, keeping feelings and emotions inside will only hurt you in the long run. To quote Forrest Gump "I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is." Maybe I am still searching for it, but stumbling upon it will be that much better in the end.

Things that Bother Me...High School/College Clicks

When I graduated high school I though for sure I had seen the last of clicks, haha I was completely wrong. Considering I go to a small college, rumors spread like wild fire, people are labeled, and clicks are evident. For example there is a group of girls on campus who refer to themselves as "the hot 10." What is funny about the hot 10 is that every time I see them together it seems as though they cut a member or two...they may have had cuts or tryouts. The funniest thing about this click, is the fact that freshmen year they were known clearly as "the hot 12," and kicked members out for reasons I really don't care to even know. what bothers me the most about this click and other clicks are the fact they are all joined at the hip and can't think or do anything on their own. They all eat dinner together, they all go to the gym together (taking up all the cardio machines) and every single one of their Facebook's are loaded with pictures of them together. When it comes down to it, all these groups are exactly the same. There's the one real popular guy/girl who everyone in the group attempts to be, either in style, looks are overall personality. One click in particular this one kid has his hair done, dresses the same and even looks like the popular kid in the group..pathetic. Where has individuality gone? Don't get me wrong, I myself have three close friends at school and we do a lot of things together, but not to the point where I can't think without them. People who find themselves in clicks, tend to have no friends outside of the click, therefore will be at a loss say they were cut from the team. In order to find true happiness you need to find it within yourself before you find it with other people

Things that Bother Me...Drunk Girls in Heels

Look don't get me wrong, a girl in heels on a thursady, friday or saturday night really catches my eye, but sometimes its more like watching a train wreck. Whenever you go out and girls are involved its always a process. First they take forever to get ready and when they finally do, the life changing decision of which heels to wear comes up. Considering I am not the tallest guy, I typically go for girls who are shorter than me, but when they wear heels I look even smaller. Some girls wear the biggest heels, thinking they look hot and sexy...nahhh you just look a gust of wind could knock you over. Every night starts off the same, they start taking shots, then they all realize they are wearing their friends heels. How can they all be the same size? You don't see me wearing my bros shoes because they "match" my outfit. When the dust settles over the heel debate and the group finally leaves to go find a party, the train wreck begins. Not only can they barely walk from the few shots they took, but the heels get stuck in the side walk and make a simple walk an epic struggle. Then the girls ask for the guys to help them down the street, which looks good for us, but is such a pain in the ass. But what gets me every time is the fact at the end of the night they walk back barefoot because their feet hurt....i will just never understand this

Things that Bother Me...Blackberries

being an owner of a blackberry for three years now can be compared to an estranged marriage, we laugh, we cry and then I want to throw it against a wall. Don't get me wrong, I love bbm and easy access to my email, but that's about it. What gets me every time with by blackberry is the camera. A flip camera phone works worlds better than my blackberry storm for sure. There have been several occasions where I'll go to take a picture and my phone resets, and if you have a blackberry you know it takes a century to reset. For instance, last year I was at Fenway Park for a Red Sox, Blue Jays game. Being this was my first time at such a historic park I wanted to snap a few pictures to mupload. Of course I click the camera button and my phone is resetting. By the second inning my phone finally started working again, talk about annoying. But probably the most annoying part of my storm is the click screen. Sometimes I am unable to press anything on my screen and some times my phone triple clicks on every letter. By far the worst was attempting to activate a credit card on my phone..."press 1 and type in your card number." 111111111111111111111111...this is why we can't have good things

Things that Bother Me...Introduction

While sitting on a train from Boston to Worcester I came up with the idea for this blog. Not really sure why I did, but it's whatever. I am one of those guys who easily get annoyed and tend to say the word hate way to much. I'm not saying I hate a lot of things, but a lot of things bother me.....